thesnicketfile:

1. Do not start with the thank you.

2. Start with any other sentence. If you first say, “Thank you for the nice sweater,” you can’t imagine what to write next. Say, “It was so wonderful to come home from school to find this nice sweater. Thank you for thinking of me on Arbor Day.”

3. Then you’re done.

I recommend learning how to write a very good thank-you note. A child who can write a nice thank-you note can turn into a cocaine dealer five years later and be remembered as the child who wrote nice thank-you notes.

reigenaratka:

‘oh nice someone just followed me on tu-

what? no

no

NO

femfen:

ohmygrodd:

draxlaugh:

do gifs still move after you scroll past them

well that depends

when that portion of the page is rendered, the frame position of the gif is calculated based on how long it’s been since that gif was loaded

now, when the gif is out of frame, the browser does not render it, to optimise performance (there is no image - so, if you defined “move” like this, it does not move)

however, the clock still keeps running, so the frame position when you scroll back up would still be accurate (if you define “move” like this, it DOES keep moving)

nichtwing:

a character: is suffering but veils it with sarcasm

me:

yourplayersaidwhat:

Just starting a new campaign as a tiefling rogue. As I am the only veteran player in our group, DM turns to me first and asks me to set the scene with my character.

DM: You’re in a small, cozy tavern with plenty of food and ale, what do you do?

Me: I am loudly buying the wealthier customers rounds of drinks while cutting their purses under the table.

DM: Okay, roll a stealth check.

Me: *rolls nat 1* Well… fuck.

DM (to newbies): And THAT is what we call a critical failure